Thoughts while being drum major:

  • You're in the wrong drill
  • IT'S A CRESCENDO YOU HAVE TO START QUIET THEN BUILD
  • Trumpets...wtf
  • aww this is my last first show
  • oohh look at the flutes gleaming in the stadium lights
  • What the fuck are you doing
  • ugh my costume is making me sweat from all of the layers
  • are we missing a bass drummer or is bass 3 just really bad at playing on their beats
  • fuck my gloves are falling off
  • Is that supposed to be a visual
  • ugh I'm freezing my costume needs more layers
  • WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING ME
  • 1&2&3&4& 1--2 1-2-3-4-5-6
  • oohhhh listen to those quads so nice so nice
  • YOU'RE WRONG
  • aww this is my last homeshow
  • DON'T MOVE AT A HOLD
  • Left foot on odd counts, right foot on even, c'mon this is basics
  • *Stare down with the drum captain during the drum break*
  • It's supposed to be an echelon not a squiggle
  • shit there's a judge watching me
  • SAXES WE FIXED THAT RUN LIKE AN HOUR AGO
  • damn pit I can't hear anything over you
  • Low brass...STOP SLOWING DOWN
  • *salutes* nailed it
  • aww this is my last championships *leaves field sobbing*
  • shit we still have the pep rally and Thanksgiving Day performances
  • I'm sure we'll do better next year...oh wait